Weird Al has nothing on me

I haven't posted in a while, and really have no news to report (Still getting prepped for the Oswald trailer...Soon, I promise).  After much deliberation, I decided that it would be a bad idea for me to sing for my blog (I like my readers, and don't want to hurt their ears.)  So, I'm just posting the lyrics instead.

My Avatar's A Girl

To the tune of Jessie's Girl

Yeah, Warcraft is a game

It's a game that I play most of the time

But lately people are askin' who I am in real life

Because my avatar's a girl and in real life I'm a guy

But she's easy on the eyes

And she's got a sexy body don't you know it

And maybe getting free stuff from male geeks isn't right

But you know my Avatar's a Girl

My Nightelf Avatar's a Girl

I play a woman in World of Warcraft

I play long hours in this game

And I have to look at SweetCheeks69 a lot

You know it is kind of dirty when she's dancing in the nude

I'd rather be playing Horde but Nightelves are just too cute

And she's easy on the eyes

And she's got a sexy body don't you know it

And maybe I fantasize while I'm playing late at night

But you know my Avatar's a Girl

My Hunter Avatar's a Girl

I play a woman in World of Warcaft

My Avatar's a Girl

My Ally Avatar's a Girl

That's right I play a woman

I play a woman in World of Warcraft

Then I'm runnin' with my guildies all the time

Wondering why they don't hit on me

I've been slutty and show my boobs all the time

Isn't that how we wish all girls would be

I tell ya

I play a woman in World of Warcraft

That's right my Avatar's a Girl

My Nightelf Avatar's a Girl

My Hunter Avatar's a Girl

I play a woman in World of Warcraft

My Avatar's a Girl

My Ally Avatar's a Girl

In game I always play a Girl